Moon Rock, also known as “Kurupt’s Moonrock,” is an infamous take on the classic Girl Scout Cookies strain, where the nugs are dipped in hash oil and then rolled in kief. This process supercharges the effects of Moon Rock, giving it a THC level of about 70% in total, making it way too strong for inexperienced users. The high hits you hard immediately after you toke, knocking you hard in the head with a cerebral rush that launches your mind into hazy bliss before leaving you completely stoned in mind and body. You’ll be utterly relaxed but totally euphoric as you slip away into a heavy couch-lock and sedation that can easily cause users to fall into a deep and peaceful sleep.
Because of these effects and its insanely high THC level, Moon Rock is said to be perfect for treating insomnia, appetite loss, chronic pain, muscle spasms, and cramps. This bud has a unique flavor of earthy nutty hash that has a subtle sweetness to it from the hash oil. The aroma is surprisingly mellow, with a spicy dank overtone that’s accented by sweet earth. Moon Rock buds are round and lumpy, coated in bright kief and dripping with hash oil.
How strong are Moon Rocks?
Though the potency of each batch of Moon Rocks varies and depends on how it’s made/who produces it, the general consensus is that they hover around 70% THC (most flower by itself averages around 20% THC).
Hitting Moon Rocks produces an extremely pleasant, terpene-rich taste of kief that makes you say, “Woooo, that’s delicious.” The smoke clouds produced are super big and full, so each hit is damn near its own experience.
And the high? Oh buddy, oh pal, don’t even get me started on the high. Starting in the head, and eventually spreading throughout the entire body down to your toes, a Moon Rocks high is one of those slow burns that you definitely feel at first, but 30 minutes later, you realize that you have reached a mountaintop that you may not have been ready to climb.
I smoked my gram of Moon Rocks at around 5 p.m., and when I woke up the next morning at 7 a.m., I was still on Mars waiting for the train back to Earth.
Safety tips when smoking Moon Rocks
Eat before smoking
The key word is before. If the Moon Rock is too potent, having something in your stomach will help prevent you from getting nauseous. It’ll also help keep the munchies down.
Don’t forget to stay hydrated
You’re going to be so damn dehydrated that you’ll look like Spongebob when Sandy had him in the air dome for the first time ever. The cottonmouth is real. Go ahead and grab a gallon of water and sit it directly next to you while smoking Moon Rocks, because once that high hits, you will not want to move a single muscle to get up and grab of glass of high-quality H2O.